CWL - Cheka Wai Limit!

Wala mi vote, pero naa mi say! Charot! 🤭

While si Elsa ug si Chayong (mga proud nga dili rehistrado 🤡) nagwait, pray, and manifest sa Halalan 2025 ✨—ilang gichikahan ang mga current chesmes sa nasud 🇵🇭. Pero syempre, wala gihapoy filter ang ilang mga baba! Joke lang, naa bitaw… light lang.
Kay voting isn’t just about that Toot-able COC mugshot, beh 📸—pero sige, nag-pageant “Lucky Number” mode gihapon mi! Laban kung laban, beauty queen ang peg, complete with “And the nominees are…” 👠👑✨
Karon pa mo? Tap na sa play button dzae, kay mas init pa ni sa political tea kaysa sa imong silingan nga nagpa-sexy para sa purok leader nga gapangamang ☕🔥
🎧 Listen na, kay wa baya mi gi releasan ni Cong ani ha. Char!
 
#CWLpodcast #ChekaWaiLimit #Halalan2025Teh #LuckyNumberAngMgaFeels #BisayaRealness #PageantPaMore #TootWorthyOrBoot

“Pagpili with a Purpose” 👑 🗳️ ✝️

This week’s CWL episode is serving winners realness
👑✨ Gichika namo ang mga winning na moments sa Miss Universe PH stage — mga lakang nga murag maka-float (or umpak) sa kalipay!
🗳️ Unya of course, sa duol na nga Halalan 2025, kinsa man gyud ang angay botohan? Dili lang kay pa-cute ha, dapat palaban ug naay baruganan!
⛪️ Bonus pa gyud — our holy excitement kay muabot na ang bag-ong Pope! Grabe, from Simala to Vatican!
 
#CWLpodcast #MUPh2024 #Halalan2025 #BotoWisely #PopeAlert #FromQueensToSaints #ChikaWithLaban #BisayaRepresentation #KinsaMudaog #PiliWithPurpose #SassyButSacred

“Di Mi Holy, Pero Naay Good sa Among Kasing-Kasing” (Grief, Holy Week, and Auntie-Wrestling in One Cheka)

Mga dzae, this week, medyo mas humok among kasing-kasing kaysa sa chicharon sa lamisa.
Elsa and Chayong reflect on the recent passing of people who made a mark in our lives — sa personal, national, and international levels.
 
— Nora Aunor, who gave us not just “Walang Himala!” but the very name Elsa
— The late Pope, who showed the world how love knows no conditions
 
Pero klarohon lang namo, ha:
We’re not making fun of grief. We just grieve differently — with tawa, hugot, ug ginagmay’ng punchline.
We may sound unholy, pero ang respeto naa gyud sa among core memory.
 
CATCH-UP SEGMENT:
— Chayong’s Holy Week wrestling match with tourist aunties sa China 🤼‍♀️🛍️
— Elsa’s sacred moment, that ended up an unexpectedly emotional and nga makahilak og makatawa nga naay kalagot slight!
— A real talk on how simple kindness (yes, even sa train or sa kilid sa jeep) can create ripples in our society
 
Sa panahon nga perting gubota og subu-a, usahay ang pinaka balaan kay ang pinaka kataw-anan.
Join us in this heartfelt, hilarious, and very human episode.
 
#CWLep13 #ChekaWaiLimit #WalangHimala #NoraLivesOn #PopeOfLove #GrieveDifferently #HolyWeekSaga #KindnessIsHoly #PodcastNgaNaayKasingKasing

“Call Me Maybe?” – Pronouns, Pagpangita sa Tinuod Nga Self, ug Payong Pangkaibigan feat. Sylvia!

Mga day, this week — naay third mic! Joining us is our sweet and naughty amiga, ang palaban pero lovable — Sylvia! Together, we went deeeeep (like, pang-ilalom jud) as we talked about:
— Pronouns and how to ask for them without the drama
— Why putting up a fight over someone’s pronouns is NOT the serve
— Our own stories of self-discovery, identity, and the labels that found us (kay we didn’t choose the gay life, the gay life chose us char!)
— AND of course, Sylvia drops some hot but helpful advice in our very first Payong Pangkaibigan segment — kasing init sa imong toxic ex, pero mas makatabang.
 
It’s an episode full of laughs, truths, and love — para sa tanan nga nalibog, ga-explore, o gusto lang maka-feel seen and valid. Tune in na, mga Cheka Warriors! Be kind. Ask. Listen. Respect. And don’t forget to laugh while you’re at it.
 
#CWLep12 #ChekaWaiLimit #CallMeCorrectly #PronounsAndPride #SylviaOnTheMic #SelfDiscoveryDiaries #PayongPangkaibigan #PodcastNgaNaayPusoUgKalandrakas

ANG TINUD-ANAY NGA BITUON SA KWARESMA

Mga dzae, sa atong ika-11 nga episode, nagpakabana mi sa pangutana nga:
“Unsa jud ang tunay nga bida karong Lenten Season?”
Spoiler: Dili si Jesus ha! (Peace tayo, Lord. ✝️)
Paminaw mo og tarong kay basin ma-surprise mo nga kani diay nga butanga, nasulti namo more than 20 times in one episode — count it yourself kung gusto ka’g challenge! 🧂👀
And of course, it's time we talk about why we named ourselves Elsa and Chayong.
Unsa may real story behind our names? Pang-disney ba ni? Pang-baryo? Or pang-tricycle driver nga heartbreak king? 😭💔
This is the episode nga makakatawa ka, makareflect ka, pero basin mag-crave pud ka og _____.
(Clue na na ha, awat awata.)
So paminaw na mo before maka-penitensya mo sa katong wala pa naka-move on sa Cardo ninyo. 💅
#CWLep11 #ChekaWaiLimit #ElsaUgChayong #BidaSaKwaresma #SassySantos #BlessedButMessy #PasayloaMiLord #PodcastNiDay

Fiestas, Secrets, and Spooky Surprises

🖤🎂 CWL BIRTHDAY SPECIAL: CHAYONG'S CHAPTER
"Fiestas, Secrets, and Spooky Surprises" 🎭✨
 
This week, the dark queen celebrates! Chayong shares why she’s always out and about (di namo i-spell out kay maka-guess ra mo, mga bibo man mo), and why she’s 100% NOT HERE for the idea of hitchhiking — especially kung fiesta sa other munisipyos. 🎪👻 (Warning: it involves a lechon, a mysterious ride, and emotional trauma. Char.)
PLUS — things take a twist as Elsa and Chayong accidentally uncover a dark secret they both share. But shhhh, dili pa pwede istorya — listen to know more! 🕯️😶‍🌫️
 
And since it’s her special day, we’re giving Chayong the ultimate gift: a whole episode filled with the creepy, the campy, and the chika she loves. 🖤🎉 Kay mao jud na iyang ampay. Ayaw’g suko kung mo-bangon ang mga panahun nga gitabonan na!
 
Dili ni ordinaryong birthday special — this is CWL at its most haunting, hilarious, and heartwarming!
 
#CWLxChayong #BirthdayNiInday #FiestaFails #ElsaAndChayongFiles #ChekaWaiLimit #SpoopyAndProud #DarkSecretsAndDarkLips #SagingLangSaBiyaheDay

The Cardo Chronicles + Elsa’s Rise to Power

🎉 CWL BIRTHDAY SPECIAL: ELSA UNPLUGGED 🎤✨ "The Cardo Chronicles + Elsa’s Rise to Power" 💅
 
Mga chismosa, this week... ungkatan na ng past! 👀
 
Sa adlawng natawhan ni Queen Elsa, we’re giving you nothing but truth, drama, ug flashbacks galore! From the Cardos of her past (yes, plural!) to the life plot twists nga makapahilak sa inyong popcorn — this is Elsa’s success story like you’ve never heard before. 🥹💔💸
 
Plus, find out… unsa diay iyang nadawat sa iyang 18th birthday? (Hint: it's not a debut... it’s something else, and yes, ma-shock mo!)
 
So ayaw’g pa-late! Tune in and celebrate the resilience, the realness, and the regality of our birthday girl!
 
Long live Queen Elsa! 👑 (Maski gi-ghost na siya sa Cardo #4. Char.)
 
#CWLxElsa #BirthdayEpisode #CardoWho #ElsaSaGugma #ElsaUnplugged #ChekaWaiLimit #ChikaNgaMakahilak #PastIsPresent

Linog, Labok, Ug Yummy Boys—A Survival Story!

Mga sis, picture this: busy ka sa work, nag-project project sa high-rise building, feeling corporate girly… unya kalit kang gi-uyog ni Mother Earth murag love life nga walay klaro—shooketh to the bones! 😱💅 Bangkok earthquake? Check! Chayong’s survival skills? Questionable! 🤣
 
Samtang nagpanic ang tanan, si Chayong busy’g hurdle sa ‘situation’—pero mas daghan siyag focus sa mga yummy boys sa assembly point! 😏🔥 Si sis nag-multi-task: balancing fear and eye candy appreciation. 🙃😆
 
Meanwhile, si Elsa nag-reminisce sa iyang Cebu ug Bohol earthquake moments—naay nagpakpak, naay nikamag sa ilawom sa desk! 😂
 
Will they survive this disaster with grace, poise, and a hint of landi? Tune in na sa Episode 8 sa CWL: Cheka Wai Limit Podcast! 🎙️✨
 
#LindolPaMore #EmergencyPeroEyeCandy #CorporatePeroShook #Earthquake #LinogBayot

TWISTED TEA: When the Truth Hits Harder than the Chismis!

CHEKA ALERT! 🚨
 
What happens when Elsa and Chayong’s chaos gets a LEVEL UP? 📢🔥
 
This week, a special guest sat down with us and dropped a TRUTH BOMB so big, it could shake the entire barangay! 💥💣 You thoughtyou knew her story? HA! HUNGHANG! 🤡 She came armed with all the piping hot TEA 🍵, a jaw-dropping life update 😱, and receipts to correct our TWISTED chikas! 📜✨ Kung nagtuo mo nga kabalo namo sa iyang istorya—think again! You haven't heard the REAL version yet! Or will one episode be enough? 🤔
#GiklaroNaNi #ChismisNgaDiliNaChismis #PlotTwistPaMore #PaMoreKaboom

Eskwela Eskwela-an: Bukidnon / Kaamulan History 101

Chayong, feeling like a certified history teacher, takes Elsa on a wild, fact-filled ride about Kaamulan Festival ug ang mga kagahapon sa Bukidnon! 🌾🎭
Pero di ni basta-basta nga lecture ha—expect tea, chika, ug daghang char-char nga way limit! 🤣
🧐 Unsa man jud ning Kaamulan? Naay ulan? 🌧️ 
🌄 Asa dapit sa Bukidnon ang pwede mag fashion week?
🔥 Ug siyempre, mag-quiz ta! Pero paminaw lang kay way grado-grado—except sa grado sa atong pagka-ignorante! 😆
 
📢 CWL - Cheka Wai Limit! Where history meets hysteria! 🎧 Stream now before ma-absent mo sa class ni Ma’am Chayong! 🚨
 
🎶 🖤Credits:
 
❤️AMUL AMUL by Aenn Charelle
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/th/album/amul-amul/1741102550?i=1741102551
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/2HYVkTE5J1p2sGRa1I7nMV?si=QGTKDx1pQfuzSm6H6noIvw
YouTube: https://youtu.be/pnPr-eJt1Iw?si=y0fsTsGYcNec3QG2
 
💛Es gali by Waway Saway and The Talaandig republic
YouTube: https://youtu.be/jG8AWEfVFbc?si=o2Krs1nX7XgZNF4d
 
🤍Kaamulan by Pinikpikan
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/th/album/kaamulan/1550718835?i=1550719206
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/5QTMJr3ykN1X4MRRbLAzZc?si=fr_COtP0QAyDuj7dnRmmGQ
YouTube: https://youtu.be/E01wpyaNuCo?si=RHhCXhaJQMSAYIN0